everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin
Minnesota. Policy debater.
HONESTLY THIS GIRL SHOULD GET AN OSCAR
Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit
Oh my god
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Reblogging your own 0 note post is like repeating what you said to a group of people who aren’t listening
When a popular blog reblogs your post
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
safety boy tell ‘em
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i see your text post
and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS