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Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
50 minutes ago on September 23rd, 2014 |146,750 notes

shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.

it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 

what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

50 minutes ago on September 23rd, 2014 |22,387 notes

floozys:

the most fucked up thing is that

emma watson

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made

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one of the most

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men inclusive

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feminist speeches

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i’ve heard in the longest time, and the result? the result from these men who claim that they would be all for feminism if it weren’t for all “the man…

1 hour ago on September 23rd, 2014 |9,822 notes
We are all human.
- White people who don’t want to admit the faults of white history. White people who still benefit from being white. White people who don’t have to worry about police brutality or discrimination. (via black—lamb)
1 hour ago on September 23rd, 2014 |1,173 notes

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

1 hour ago on September 23rd, 2014 |112,924 notes

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

1 hour ago on September 23rd, 2014 |46,494 notes

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

1 hour ago on September 23rd, 2014 |265,696 notes
dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

dragontopcane:

bestlols:

It’s the little things, isn’t it?

i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.

1 hour ago on September 23rd, 2014 |139,770 notes
browntourage:

Each year we think we are over it, but each year we see something cringeworthy. In a post-Coachella, mid fashion week, pre-Halloween world of embarrassing mishaps, we have answered the call by putting on our 17 tween dream voice, and writing a fun style quiz for everyone with carefree appropriating friends out there, or anyone who just wants to rep it right!
"Appropriation v. Appreciation: An Illustrated Style Guide" is part of our September issue with interruptmag and features amazing drawings by none other than mobaby. As always, we appreciate feedback so tell us what you think!
-> Full Style Guide!
-> Letter from the Editors

browntourage:

Each year we think we are over it, but each year we see something cringeworthy. In a post-Coachella, mid fashion week, pre-Halloween world of embarrassing mishaps, we have answered the call by putting on our 17 tween dream voice, and writing a fun style quiz for everyone with carefree appropriating friends out there, or anyone who just wants to rep it right!

"Appropriation v. Appreciation: An Illustrated Style Guide" is part of our September issue with interruptmag and features amazing drawings by none other than mobaby. As always, we appreciate feedback so tell us what you think!

-> Full Style Guide!

-> Letter from the Editors

2 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 |290 notes

timothydelaghetto:

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

That was the hottest post I’ve ever read. 

2 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 |115,473 notes